I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face
*applies to a job* *thinks every phone call is them telling me im hired*
when you accidentally hurt a pet
the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry
i love this
Bless whoever made this
took my last shower of 2014 <3
don’t you mean first
don’t you mean 2013 then??
- person: i can spend all day on the internet
- me: do you have a tumblr?
- person: no
- me: i don't understand
isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather
- english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
- english is their first language: hte fuckign