Vintage Tumblr Themes

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

basedgosh:

*applies to a job* *thinks every phone call is them telling me im hired*

lanadelgayest:

when you accidentally hurt a pet

image

nova-luna:

idksarawho:

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

i love this

Bless whoever made this

nova-luna:

idksarawho:

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

i love this

Bless whoever made this

stantler:

benilytiddles-cucumberpatch:

stantler:

onionfairy:

stantler:

took my last shower of 2014 <3

don’t you mean first

no

don’t you mean 2013 then??

no

ellaish:

Vi to

ellaish:

Vi to

  • person: i can spend all day on the internet
  • me: do you have a tumblr?
  • person: no
  • me: i don't understand

thirdeyedeaf:

isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

  • english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
  • english is their first language: hte fuckign